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FHteam
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# Posted: 17 Oct 2008 02:25
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Blank Sheet of Paper by BlankSheets Inc Home and Hobby → Humor
BlankSheetofPaper.com is a free online utility to allow you to print a blank sheet of paper from your printer in case you need a clean white, blank sheet of paper to write on. No download required, just click the "Print" button on the web page to print a smooth, clean, blank sheet of paper from any printer anywhere....
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emporersnewclothes
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# Posted: 18 Oct 2008 03:27
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Without question, the most stupid utility ever. Why not just get off your chair, make the same trip over to the printer that you would make to pick up your 'printed' blank sheet, and *open the tray and take out a piece of paper*? DUH!
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Imagica
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# Posted: 18 Oct 2008 13:08 - Edited by: Imagica
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Well it's listed in the right category... it's a joke!
My personal favourite from the website is "Rewind DVDs."
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Dee
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# Posted: 18 Oct 2008 14:18
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ROFLMAO
I couldn't resist this one it fits so well on our "Humor" page. I created that page years ago to share things that make me smile, if they brighten my day I hope they'll brighten yours too :-)
Thanks for the link Derelict.
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derelict
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# Posted: 18 Oct 2008 23:18 - Edited by: derelict
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Hiya, lady!!
I was *sooooo* afraid that you'd be too busy with the site to realize the joke, and would be mad at me for submitting it (especially since it isn't even my own site)... obviously I needn't have worried!!!
I just *cracked up* when I saw this, and Freeware Home was the first place I thought of when I wanted to spread the joy...
Important notes about this wonderful tool:
1. It *does* print in landscape mode, you just have to turn the printer sideways on the table.
2. It can support legal paper as well, you just need to have a bench that has an extendable shelf for the printer.
3. It does *not* yet support A4 size paper, but the authors promise to add that in a future version.
This superb utility just goes to show that there's more to life than what's happening to our retirement accounts...
derelict
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Imagica:
I agree with you, "Rewind DVD" is almost as perfect as this one. What's so cool is that, on modern multi-tasking operating systems, you can run "Rewind DVD" and BSOP at the *same time*, and they'll both work properly!! Isn't technology amazing?!?!
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Dee
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# Posted: 19 Oct 2008 00:32
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Derelict
I'm gonna make your day!
I get 50+ submissions every day, the majority are the same junk/shareware auto-submits day after day after day. They're worse than junk mail, almost impossible to filter or stop :(
I've developed a routine:
Mouse pointer over the 'delete' button; check the "author"; click delete!
When I see an author I don't recognize I look at the rest of the submission;
When I see an author I recognize I mark it 'important' & return to it later.
I returned to yours towards the end of a long & frustrating session, half asleep & more than ready to quit for the night. I noted "System Utilities", set up a page for it, started to copy/paste the details, clicked over to the website to check something & finally read the description properly!!!!!
It finished me for the night, I just couldn't stop laughing, I quit & went to bed still chuckling :-)
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derelict
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# Posted: 19 Oct 2008 20:42
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HAAAHA!!! That's great!
That's what *I* did when I first went to the site; I started looking it over, was going to try it out, then I had that "Wait A Minute..." experience!! We computer folk need those breaks once in awhile!
Hope you slept well that night! As always, glad to be of service...
derelict
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